• IN a recent study,scientists found out that red wine is good both for the heart and for seducing hot coeds.
  • Laughter is an instant vacation
  • What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? "Damn"
  • What did the sign outside a whorehouse say? Beat it, were closed
  • Whatever you do in life, always give 100% ... unless you're donating blood.
  • What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE
  • His house was so ugly, he decorated with bed,bath and beyond ugly.
  • You might need a different lawyer, if he picks the jury by playing"Duck-duck-goose"
  • Who is dogs favorite comedian? Growlcho Marx!
  • How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
  • Have you read the book, "YELLOW RIVER" by I. P. Freely
  • In the United States you have freedom... Freedom to pay your taxes.
  • Keep it simple and you will have more.
  • as you know,Santa Claus is working hard with his elves to make sure every child gets at least one toy this coming Christmas, or as Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh calls that,"socialism".
  • What did the frog say to the other frog? Why did you jump on my lily?
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